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Post by fluffyrenegade on Oct 24, 2016 17:50:38 GMT
I've always loved Crack videos and wanted to be able to do them but I have no idea how to edit videos. Then I was like......"Hey! I can just write them!" So this is a bit of an experiment. WTF stories are somewhat like Crack videos in that they contain random as Hell encounters between characters and are solely for comedic purposes. For the first little bit, I'm just going to be using my own characters. I will move to using my teammates/team members as well once I have obtained the permission of the people who roleplay those characters. If you find this at all amusing and/or entertaining and would like to be in a WTF story, please send me a PM with the character you would like to be used and some traits I can exploit for solely comedic purposes (insert evilish laugh).
PLEASE NOTE: NOTHING written here is cannon! If it is, it will be marked as cannon and will have been discussed by the involved parties.
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Post by fluffyrenegade on Oct 24, 2016 17:58:30 GMT
When Wallabee Meets a Pretty Girl
Pretty girl: Hi Wallabee!
*Wallabee sees pretty girl. Realizes she just talked to him*
Wallabee: Uh.....Hi?
*Thinks: Shit! She's talking to me! What do I do?! Play it cool man, play it cool....*
Wallabee: Sup?
*Thinks: Man, that was stupid......*
Pretty girl: *giggles* Not much.
Wallabee: Uh....That's good?
*Abigail walks in. Sees the two of them*
Abigail: Oh boy....He's going to end up crashing and burning so hard. *snickers* This should be fun.
*Abigail grabs a box of candy to watch the show.*
Pretty girl: *giggles* You're really sweet, Wallabee.
Wallabee: Um...thanks? You too?
*Thinks: What the hell does 'sweet' mean? Does that mean she likes me? Or does that mean she thinks I'm a friend? Was it just a simple compliment?!!?! AH! I don't know what i'm doing! THIS WASN"T COVERED IN BASIC TRAINING!!!!!* *Hardcore panicking inside*
Pretty girl: See ya around Wallabee! *leaves*
Wallabee: *squeaks out* Bye!
*starting to hyperventailate*
*Abigail sighs as she realizes she should go help Wallabee. Walks over to him and smacks him upside the head*
Abigail: Boy, check yo self.
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Post by fluffyrenegade on Oct 24, 2016 21:49:59 GMT
Playing Hide and Seek
*Triplets run in holding Hiro's computer. Hides in cupboard*
Triplets: *quiet giggling* #disguise #masters of the prank #lol #so hidden
*Hiro runs in, panting slightly*
Hiro: Ok guys, enough's enough. I need my computer back right now! I have an assignment due!
Triplets: #lol #never gonna find us
Hiro: Guys? Please?
Triplets: #ultimate pranksters #when you force a 14yrold to play hide and seek
Hiro: Hmmm.......If you guys come out, I'll give you cookies....
Hamish: *perks up* #treat?
Hubert: #sweet tooth activated
Harris: #no it's a trap!
Hiro: *sing-song voice* Yes, that's right! I have a big bag of cookies in my bag back in the study room! Come out and I might share with you....
Triplets: #moral dilemma #treats!
Hiro: *pretends to leave* Ok....I guess you don't want any....*hides*
Triplets: #stealthy exit #plans in motion #treat hiest
Hiro: *comes out of hiding* Gotacha! *grabs his computer in one hand and snatches up all three under the other arm*
Triplets: #Nooooooo! #foiled #sad faces
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Post by fluffyrenegade on Oct 24, 2016 22:31:48 GMT
Biggest Boom
*Waiting for Demos Class. Currently In attendance: Peter, Wallabee and Pinkie Pie.*
Peter: Hi Guys!
Pinkie: Hello!
Wallabee: Sup.
Pinkie: OMG! I'm so excited for class!
Peter: Me too. I can't wait to explode stuff.
Wallabee: Aw yah man. It's gonna be totally ace!
Peter: What's with the accent?
Wallabee: I'm an Aussie, mate.
Peter: Cool! What's the biggest boom you guys have done?
Wallabee: Uh....what's a boom?
Peter: An Explosion duh!
Wallabee: Oh....uh..
Pinkie: Oh! OOH! I GOT THIS!
Wallabee: Oi! Chill out, tiny pink. It's just a....boom.
Peter: NO! It's not! A boom is a way of life! There is NOTHING more beautiful than a BOOM!
Pinkie: OMG! YES!
Wallabee: Ok......*Thinks: shit, I'm in the class for the crazies, aren't I....*
Peter: For example, *gets cocky* I once exploded a vault! Then my siblings and I robbed the Head Master of the orphanage I use to live at. It was awesome!
Pinkie: *scoffs* I can top that! I have an amazing party cannon! It can explode everything!!!!
Peter: That's just a cannon though! My boom is the best!
Pinkie: NO! Mine is better! I have the biggest boom!
Peter: My boom is bigger than yours!
Pinkie: NO! My boom is bigger!
Peter: Is not!
Pinkie: Is too!
Peter: Is not!
Pinkie: Is too!
Wallabee: Uh...guys...
*Harley walks in. Sees the argument. Throws a paint bomb into the room which explodes and covers EVERYTHING in confetti and festive party colours.*
Harley: BOOM! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
Pinkie: Pretty! It's like my party cannon! I LOVE IT!
Wallabee: Yah bloody Larrkin! This was my favourite hoodie!
Peter: *scoffs* I could have done better!
Harley: *still laughing*
*Panda King walks in. Sees the room.*
Panda King: So this is how the rest of the semester is going to be. *sighs* Great.....*thinking, trying to convince himself: I love my job, I love my job, I love my job....*
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Post by fluffyrenegade on Oct 25, 2016 19:51:04 GMT
Another Crazy Bomber?
*Waiting OUTSIDE of Demos class as doors are locked. Currently in attendance, Sora and Wallabee.*
Sora: Hi.
Wallabee: Sup?
Sora: Just waiting for class.
Wallabee: Nice, mate. Demos, ay?
Sora: Yup. *thinking: Mate?*
Wallabee: Ace, mate. *thinking: Great, another larrkin bomber. Why this class?!*
Sora: So, like, we won't ever have to....hurt people right?
Wallabee: Uh.....I don't think so mate. *thinking: Not a crazy bomber?*
Sora: Oh, good. *sighs in relief*
Wallabee: So you don't consider the "boom" as a "way of life" and stuff, do ya mate? *Dares to hope. Thinking: Say no. Please say no. Don't be another crazy bomber, don't be another crazy bomber, don't be another crazy bomber......*
Sora: Uh.....what do you mean by 'Boom'?
Wallabee: *clasps Sora's shoulder* Mate, you have no idea how long I've been waiting for someone like you.
Sora: Uh...ok? *thinks: Wat?*
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Post by fluffyrenegade on Oct 25, 2016 22:36:43 GMT
Deceiving Interpol
*Paris, France. Abigail is being pursued by Interpol Agent, Alfred*
Abigail: *thinking: Damn it! Abby, you are in trouble now, girl!*
Alfred: *panting slightly* Stop! Stop in the name of the Law!
Abigail: *Scoffs* *thinking: Oh no, you don't! Abby ain't stoppin for nobody! Especially some Interpol boy!*
*Abigail sees a dark alley up ahead. Ducks in only to discover it's a dead end.*
Abigail: *Thinking: Abby, your goose is cooked now!*
Alfred: Ah ha! I got you! You have been apprehended thief, by me; the Hero of Interpol!
Abigail: Boy, are you for real?
Alfred: Of course I am! I realize that you must not be used to being in the presence of one as amazing and devilish good-looking as myself but there is not need to doubt my realness.
Abigail: Realness? Is that even a word?
Alfred: *Doesn't hear her. Continues to monologue.* I mean, I am a real human being after all. I'd have to be to make awesome plans all the time. Like how I caught you. If I hadn't been at my favourite diner this morning, I wouldn't have seen you run by. No matter what Loki or anyone else says, I do not eat there to often! It's a good place to stake out crime and they have awesome burgers! I mean, have you tasted the....blah blah blah...burgers....blah blah balh....interpol.....Hero....Blah blah...
Abigail: *sees he's distracted with talking and slowly tries to move past him while still looking interested.* Mhmm...yup....mhmmm....fo sure....
Alfred: And...Hey! Wait! Where are you going?!
Abigail: Oh...uh..I'm was...going..... to get you a burger! *#Lol #so convincing* Yah! I mean, you are obviously such a hard working agent and you don't seem to be appreciated at your job.
Alfred: Really? Wow, thanks! I guess we can make a stop before I take you to jail.
Abigail: Yup! I just need to get my wallet out of my bag first....*Whips out a super bright flashlight and shines it in Alfred's face*
Alfred: OW! MY EYES! I CAN"T SEE!!!
Abigail: *Books it outta there* See ya, Sucker!
Alfred: No! What about my free burger?!
*Bismuth and Rapunzel stand onto of a building where they have been secretly watching the entire scene*
Rapunzel: Huh, I should have recruited her as a gifter....
Bismuth: Back off, Punzie! That girl is in mine!
Rapunzel: *pouting* Fine!
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Post by fluffyrenegade on Nov 13, 2016 12:50:44 GMT
Hey there lovelies! I just wanted to say that if you guys a fun ideas for your own WTF stories, feel free to post them here!
Just make sure you abide by the rules:
1) Nothing is canon unless discussed
2) Get people's permission if you want to use characters that are not your own.
Beyond that go have fun! Unleash your inner randomness!
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Post by darkdarsi on Nov 20, 2016 1:30:26 GMT
As Any Concerned Friend Would.
Panda King walked by a hall on his way back to his classroom which he left unattended for absolutely 100% actual reason, and not just to see which kids would be dead by the time he got back.
Anyway, as he near the corner leading past the Hacker Class, he hears the tell tale sounds of a door being slammed shut in anger (or mild annoyance, it all blurs together for PK).
This sets off a few alarm bells.
Deciding that it might be best if he was the only one with deceased student he goes to check on Flint and his class.
However, when he tries the handle he finds it locked.
The amount of alarm bells drastically increases.
Panda King reaches into his sash and pulls out a small custom built breaching charge and places it over the doors lock.
Standing back, he primes himself and sets the charge up to burst in once he has...
Standing back, He sets himself up to burst in once the charge has done exploded.
The charge goes off, promting Panda King to charge as well, quickly finding himself in front of a startled Class, all currently still breathing and conscious, and a rather dissatisfied Hacker Teacher...
“Really Panda King, I pretty certain you know how to knock. Thanks for ruining the kids first test by the way, they were suppose to hack the lock to get out”
“Oh, a test... well..” Panda looks back at the door and gestures to it half-heartedly, “Door hacked. I suppose”
He looks back at Flint one last time before walking out stating,
“It'll be fine, Bismuth or Winry can fix it, I'm sure...”
Different format to your but, oh well.
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